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Ice-Girl of the Month Bio Sheet
Hometown? America
How long have I been an Ice-Girl? Physically, for four months -- but mentally and emotionally I feel I've been one my entire life.
In ten years you would like to be? 25, No...26
Strangest, or most unusual fact about you? I was raised by the late "Fabulous Moolah", I learned to skate by watching Dorothy Hamill dandruff shampoo commercials, and I was charged, but thankfully never convicted of “visual manslaughter” (Yes, my looks can ki!!.)
Favorite food? Shaved ice -- rainbow flavor
If you had more time you would? Be really rich, because I could then sell the extra time I'd collected to all those rushy people. Or I would put my time in a time bank and save it until I was about to die, and then I would withdraw it and live longer.
The next risk you want to take? A short-bob hair style like that Rihanna chick.
Favorite music or band? Band
Turn-ons? Velour. Goalies with nice eyes. Players with colorfully shafted sticks. Tricked out Zambonis. Matrix boards. Snow. Tanning naked. Kanye. JT. Stompin' Tom...and Tom Brady
Turn-offs? Fat, middle-aged men who stare in a creepy way. Over-served spectators who have the courage to try to touch my belly-button ring. Clothing. Scooping brown, red or yellow snow. Players that don't move out of the way. Anything said that starts with, "Show us your...".
Perfect date? June 9th
Fantasy person(s) to date? The Staal family or Kim Kardashian
What man's age is too old to date? 60 -- Cause that's when they start to get really prune-like and can't remember things.
Best way to impress you? Card tricks, Funny voices. Belittling people. Saying hello in French. Wrapping a wad of $1s in a single one-hundred dollar bill. A thick layer of coin dispensed men's room cologne. Talking to my chest. And "laying a patch" after dropping me off in your car.
Interests? Snow removal technology. Make-up. Doing crunches. Tanning. Shoe modeling. Cosmetic dentistry. And I also rule at Quarters.
College? University of Phoenix
Worst bench-side pick-up line? "If I get a 2 on 1 going do you want to be the backchecker?"
Hometown? America
How long have I been an Ice-Girl? Physically, for four months -- but mentally and emotionally I feel I've been one my entire life.
In ten years you would like to be? 25, No...26
Strangest, or most unusual fact about you? I was raised by the late "Fabulous Moolah", I learned to skate by watching Dorothy Hamill dandruff shampoo commercials, and I was charged, but thankfully never convicted of “visual manslaughter” (Yes, my looks can ki!!.)
Favorite food? Shaved ice -- rainbow flavor
If you had more time you would? Be really rich, because I could then sell the extra time I'd collected to all those rushy people. Or I would put my time in a time bank and save it until I was about to die, and then I would withdraw it and live longer.
The next risk you want to take? A short-bob hair style like that Rihanna chick.
Favorite music or band? Band
Turn-ons? Velour. Goalies with nice eyes. Players with colorfully shafted sticks. Tricked out Zambonis. Matrix boards. Snow. Tanning naked. Kanye. JT. Stompin' Tom...and Tom Brady
Turn-offs? Fat, middle-aged men who stare in a creepy way. Over-served spectators who have the courage to try to touch my belly-button ring. Clothing. Scooping brown, red or yellow snow. Players that don't move out of the way. Anything said that starts with, "Show us your...".
Perfect date? June 9th
Fantasy person(s) to date? The Staal family or Kim Kardashian
What man's age is too old to date? 60 -- Cause that's when they start to get really prune-like and can't remember things.
Best way to impress you? Card tricks, Funny voices. Belittling people. Saying hello in French. Wrapping a wad of $1s in a single one-hundred dollar bill. A thick layer of coin dispensed men's room cologne. Talking to my chest. And "laying a patch" after dropping me off in your car.
Interests? Snow removal technology. Make-up. Doing crunches. Tanning. Shoe modeling. Cosmetic dentistry. And I also rule at Quarters.
College? University of Phoenix
Worst bench-side pick-up line? "If I get a 2 on 1 going do you want to be the backchecker?"
